Me: Give me groundnut, how many for 500 naira?
Seller: Na 8
Me: How many for 1000?
Seller: I go give you 14 for 1000
Me: Doing my mental calculation 🤔🤔 …How can I get 14 for 1000 when I can as well get 16 for 1000 if I buy for N500 in two places?

Me again: Oya, give me for N500 in two different places 😊
Seller: Gives me bombastic side eye, seeing that I don run her 1-0 🤣🤣

But she had no choice but to give me 💃💃💃. Na she use her mouth talk say 8pcs for 500… toh!
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Street sense, they no de teach this one for school!!! 😉🫣🤣

It is not sunday...

😔🤣soo sad..

Good morning

Dear Lord,

Today, thank You for being strong when I’m weak, for being a rock I can cling to, & for giving me courage for every battle I’ve faced. Remind me that I'm still eligible for all of Your promises, & that I am entering a time of unusual & unanticipated record setting blessings. In Jesus’ name. Amen🙏🏾❤️‍🩹🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🤍

PRAYING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE

My God, You parted the Red Sea, You brought down the walls of Jericho, You raised Lazarus after four days, and You made the paralyzed man walk again. I bring before You a matter that seems impossible to resolve. With complete faith, I place it in Your hands. I believe I will be victorious. In the name of Jesus Christ, may all evil depart from me, and may Your blessing rest on my life, my home, and my family. Amen.🌷🙏🏿🙇🏿‍♂️❤️‍🩹🫶🏿

Sure

Always

Dear God

As I lay down to rest,
I thank you for this day's blessings,
The love, the lessons, and the growth.

Please watch over me through the night,
Grant me peace, calm, and restful sleep,
And fill my heart with hope and positivity.

May tomorrow bring new opportunities,
And guide me to be my best self.

Amen.

Amen 🙏