Me: Give me groundnut, how many for 500 naira?
Seller: Na 8
Me: How many for 1000?
Seller: I go give you 14 for 1000
Me: Doing my mental calculation 🤔🤔 …How can I get 14 for 1000 when I can as well get 16 for 1000 if I buy for N500 in two places?
Me again: Oya, give me for N500 in two different places 😊
Seller: Gives me bombastic side eye, seeing that I don run her 1-0 🤣🤣
But she had no choice but to give me 💃💃💃. Na she use her mouth talk say 8pcs for 500… toh!
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Street sense, they no de teach this one for school!!! 😉🫣🤣